Dang

Michael: dammit

Kristen: thanks :-*

Other rant: work. But you'd just tell me to shut the fuck up 'cuz I don't know how good I got it.

It's good.

But Michael...damn.

Flush it

Gentlemen of western Pennsylvania:

When using a public restroom facility, please remember to flush the toilet or urinal after use. You may feel it appropriate to let the yellow mellow at your abode, but in public you should always flush it. No one wants your little gifts.

Thank you.

It may be natural

But that doesn't mean it is good.

It's not very creamy. And that's what it's all about, really.